79 Super Cute Boy Mom Quotes You'll Totally Love and Relate To!

The BEST Boy Mom Quotes for You and Your Precious Baby Boy

There’s nothing like reading some beautiful and relatable boy mom quotes to truly capture your journey of raising your baby boy.

Here you’ll find hilarious but sweet quotes for boy moms that will make you smile and touch your heart.

Raising a son is one crazy adventure, but you wouldn’t trade it for the world, and these are the quotes to put those emotions and adventures into words.

This post is all about the BEST boy mom quotes.

Funny Boy Mom Quotes

“Here’s what I’ve learned about raising boys . . . if you keep ’em busy, they’re fine. You let ’em get bored, they’ll dismantle your house board by board.” — Kenny Rogers

“You know you’re a boy mom when your bathroom will never, ever be fully clean. EVER. The urine stains and odor are your permanent companion.”

“My son makes me smile when he stands up for what he believes in, even if it’s his right to have a second portion of dessert.” — Jennie Baranczyk

“You know you’re a boy mom when you can’t rationally count the number of times you’ve said, “Don’t pee on that.”

“Boy moms know that everything in their house becomes a sword.”

“If we’re ever in the middle of a phone conversation and I scream “Stop choking him”— don’t worry, it’s just life with boys.”

“Boys charm you with their cuteness while destroying every item you own.”

“Little boys bring you just to the brink of insanity before gently easing you off the edge with a sweet kiss and laughter from a perfectly timed fart.”

“Being a boy mom means EVERYTHING in your family becomes a competition: who can eat breakfast faster, swing higher at the park, put the most food in your mouth, or fart the longest.”

“Farts are the unicorns of the boy world. Each one can magically make them laugh.”

“You’re going to miss this someday, I whisper to myself as I’m shot in the butt with a nerf gun while unclogging the toilet.”

“Being a boy mom is a true joy. But you often wonder how you will keep them alive until adulthood.”

Heartfelt and Beautiful Boy Mom Quotes

“Mother is her son’s first god; she must teach him the most important lesson of all, how to love.” — T. F. Hodge

“You will be his first his, his first love, his first friend. You’re his momma and he is your whole world. He is your little boy.”

“Son . . . no matter how many years go by, no matter how far you’re away from me. Nothing can change the bond between us, my baby, you’ll always be.”

“One thing about having a baby is that each step of the way you simply cannot imagine loving him any more than you already do, because you are bursting with love, loving as much as you are humanly capable of—and then you do, you love him even more.” — Anne Lamott

“Little boys should never be sent to bed. They always wake up a day older.” — Peter Pan

“My wish for you: To splash in muddy puddles, to run through green fields, to feel the sun on your skin, to make special friends, to find the end of the rainbow, to sleep under the stars, to spread our wings and fly like a bird.”

“Hold him a little longer, rock him a little more. Read him another story, you’ve already read him four. Let him sleep on your shoulder, rejoice in his happy smile, he is only a little boy for such a little while.“

“There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between the mother and a son.”

“When he finally was placed into my arms, I looked into his precious eyes and felt an overwhelming, unconditional love. I never felt so complete and empowered in my life.” — Gisele Bündchen

“When a mother holds her son for the first time, something magical happens that turns all her life upside down. She discovers that taking care of a fragile being that is entirely dependent on her is scary, but also extremely rewarding.”

“People always think that boys are full of energy, noise, and busyness, while that’s all true, what you may not know is that they are also sensitive, tender, and loving. They want to be around you and imitate you, so I say let them. These boys today will turn out to be men tomorrow, and leading them to be good men that are sensitive and good listeners is something this human race needs.” — Mandy Larson Merriss

Short Boy Mom Quotes

“A boy’s best friend is his mother.” — Joseph Stefano

“Son, you’ll outgrow my lap, but never my heart.”

“Sons are the anchors of a mother’s life.” — Sophocles

“I raise boys…nothing scares me.”

“For this little boy we have prayed.”

“Boy mom: it’s an experience, not a description.”

“The first woman a little boy falls in love with is his mom.“

“Such a big miracle in such a little boy.”

“Planes, trains, trucks, and toys, There’s nothing quite like little boys.”

“I will be his first best friend. He will be my entire world.”

“Boy mama. Less drama, but harder to keep alive.”

Raising Boys Quotes

“Raising boys has made me a more generous woman than I really am.” —Mary Kay Blakely

“Let your boys test their wings. They may not be eagles, but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t soar free.” — C.J. Milbrandt

“As mothers raising sons, we have the power to change the trajectory of not only our own sons’ lives, but also of the culture at large.” — Melia Keeton Digby

“Let your boys test their wings. They may not be eagles, but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t soar free.” — C.J. Milbrandt

“I am a Boy Mom, and I keep my eyes on the goal: raising the boy I love into a man who will make this world a better place.” — Monica Swanson

“You don’t raise heroes, you raise sons. And if you treat them like sons, they’ll turn out to be heroes, even if it’s just in your own eyes.” — Walter M. Schirra, Sr.

“Raising boys is an extreme sport, that’s why I wear workout clothes everyday.”

“If you would have your son walk honorably through the world, you must not attempt to clear the stones from his path, but teach him to walk firmly over them – not insist upon leading him by the hand, but let him learn to go alone.” — Anne Bronte

“For a mother, the project of raising a boy is the most fulfilling project she can hope for. She can watch him, as a child, play the games she was not allowed to play; she can invest in him her ideas, aspirations, ambitions, and values, or whatever she has left of them; she can watch her son, who came from her flesh and whose life was sustained by her work and devotion, embody her in the world. So while the project of raising a boy is fraught with ambivalence and leads inevitably to bitterness, it is the only project that allows a woman to be — to be through her son, to live through her son.” — Andrea Dworkin

“To be a mother of a son is one of the most important things you can do to change the world. Raise them to respect women, raise them to stand up for others, raise them to be kind.” — Shannon L. Alder

Best Mother and Son Quotes

“Being a mother to a little boy and helping him discover the world is one of the greatest experiences in a woman’s life, which makes objective goals dull in comparison. The connection between a mother and her son opens the gate to a new world of wonder and love.”

“Men are what their mothers made them.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“You will be his first kiss, his first love, his first friend. You’re his momma and he is your whole world. He is your little boy.”

“When you look into your mother’s eyes, you know that is the purest love you can find on this Earth.” — Mitch Albom

“Be strong out there, my son. Look for the love and kindness in others. Forgive yourself when you make mistakes, and enjoy the journey.” — Kirsten Wreggi

“You are his definition of home, the place where he feels most confident and comfortable.” — Katie Clemons

“Little boys can test your patience, run you ragged, and make you want to pull your hair out. But they will also melt your heart with just one look, and make you wonder how you ever existed before them.” — Katie Bingham Smith

“It doesn’t matter how old a son is. Even when he is big and strong, he is always a small boy for his mother.”

“Mothers are inscrutable beings to their sons, always.” — A.E. Coppard

“The bond between mother and son lasts a lifetime. The bond between mother and son is a special one. It remains unchanged by time or distance. It is the purest love, unconditional and true. It is understanding of any situation and forgiving of any mistake.”

“There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart.” — Washington Irving

Single Boy Mom Quotes

“I may not be perfect, but when I look at my son, I know that I got something in my life perfectly right.”

“As a single mum you’ll discover inner strengths and capabilities you never knew you had.” Emma-Louise Smith

“My son is the best gift I have ever received. He is the sunshine in my day. The joy in my soul. And the love of my life.”

“My son is the miracle my life needed.”

“Being a single parent is twice the work, twice the stress and twice the tears but also twice the hugs, twice the love and twice the pride.”

“My son showed me a love that I didn’t know was possible in this world.”

“My father died when I was seven, leaving a widow and five sons, ranging in age from five to seventeen. My mother was the most highly disciplined and hardest working person I have ever known, and this, combined with her love and gentleness, enabled her to make a success of each of her children.” — Arthur Lewis